What Is
The Tea House?

Simply put!

The Tea house Is An Object-Show Musical!

So Whats The Pitch?

With the advancements in technology people just aren't afraid of death like they used to be.
All these new-fangled
"ReCovErY MEthOdS"
brings the idea that
"DEATH IS NO LONGER INEVITABLE."
and it also brings plenty of opportunities to exploit the FUCK out of 'em!
What better way to make a quick easy buck than
...
Reality Television?

Is The Tea House suitable for
EVERYONE?

This one's sort of up to the viewer.
Any sort of things that may need a content warning will be listed below.
That way you can determine if you think it will be for you!

****

The Tea House Will Contain the following Content!

Profanity!
Swearing is what there will be the MOST of on this list.
Some will be censored.

Mild Adult Humor
Think of the jokes that you never noticed as a kid while watching cartoons.
That's pretty much what we're doing
nothing too big.
There are some weed jokes.
but I dunno if I'd say that's...adult?

****

Triggering Warnings
There are some things in the show that have to do with some characters' past that may be a bit dark, however,
we have a limit to just how dark things will be.
We don't want to trigger anyone.
Anything we think may be triggering will have the appropriate warnings.

****

That being said

The Tea House Will
NOT
Contain the following Content!

Sexually Explicit Material

Basically No Sex.
We aren't trying to make anyone uncomfortable.
Also
...
They're objects guys.
This includes
any mention of sexual trauma/r*pe